THE ALIENIST

I’m red, white an’ blue,
Born again through an’ through;
I ain’t fer fightin’ or givin’ sass,
But I’d blast the earth to beaded glass -
If instructed by a Jew.

Now, the Book says we’s all equal:
Blacks an’ Whites, Gals an’ Guys, Hens an’ Eagles;
I know it’s there somewhere,
But askin’ fer chapter an’ verse just ain’t fair;
In fact it’s downright evil!

I know fer a fact that God don’t hate.
If’n you say other I’ll report you to the state.
I’ll bully your employer till he fires yer ass,
I’ll have yer children taken by CPS;
If’n you think I won’t, brother, just you wait.